Send someone this dazzling die-cut card.
It rarely pays to be ahead of your time, especially when your pet project is the development of a free source of energy for everyone. It's tough to monetize that kind of thing -- and tougher to break it to your investors that they are now philanthropists.
Don't have any famous last words? We give you a sticker sheet filled with quotes from Tesla, funny sayings, and traditional messages like "Happy Anniversary" (of the invention of your earthquake machine) and "Sorry" (that all your crockery is broken on account of your earthquake machine).
