Retail packaging for Albert Einstein's Famous Formula for the Lips lip balm. Lip balm comes in a stick with a picture of Einstein printed on in. Text reads "invented in a flash of brilliance!" and "why settle for your old Newtonian lip balm?"

Einstein's Famous Formula Lip Balm

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Good news for misunderstood overachievers! Carry Albert Einstein’s Famous Formula with you everywhere and let this emollient balm and you’ll observe softer, smoother lips in all probability. Pure genius flavour. Another problem solved!

Contains: organic sunflower oil (for its special properties), organic beeswax (bends light), organic coconut oil (for its special properties), atoms of vitamin E (does not =mc2), organic rosemary extract (for entropy), and organic calendula extract (constant).